2008

Jul

Facebook reminds me that I don’t miss my...

Just when Pitchfork starts winning people's...

I know it’s not exactly cutting-edge to whine about the NHS, but I went for my first dental...

Amiira's Crack Brownies

“This is a dinner I prepared for my son and his girlfriend...”
— Recipezaar What kind of psycho...

Are you a youth pastor? Check out youthpastor.com, where you’ll find over 11,000 names of...

Since U Been Gone goes shoegazing. Awesome.

Ass Reaper Hot Sauce “its got a lovely kind of nutty...

day officially made.

New anime-ditching box art for Megaman 9. Awesome.

“Let’s face it: The former frat boys who populate Wall...”
— Ann Coulter - demonstrating a...

“Big was received with almost unanimous critical acclaim, and...”
— Big - Wikipedia

Go back to New York, Geek Chic.

iheartdraco: I truly love photos that are meant to appear...

Satire? They have to be kidding. Are the editorial staff of the New Yorker so tone-deaf to the...

“Dear, As part of the development of the discipline...”
— I…had to proofread this… I...

So wait.

blakeley: luxnightmare: Is NonSociety the “startup” that’s the focus of IT Girls? Because if it...

I was startled to realize that stock photo...

“I always wondered if that girl (from the ring) who comes out...”
— Steve from SA

If this offends you, I simply cannot take you seriously.

“Barack Obama makes me feel good to be a black man. Just...”
— Snoop Dogg

“Perhaps only a political junkie would find this funny, but I...”
— Colleen Carrol Campbell

God already gave eggs packaging that kept them fresh and...

I like browsing photos from my parents’ youth. There...

"Goodbye from the world's biggest...

cajunboy: The quote in the subject line is how Bush chose to exit the G8 environmental summit. The...

Let Freedom Ring

My coworkers in England think its hilarious that I come from...

Facebook Loses "Themself"

In my high school there was this girl who was good looking,...

Did you know that the guy who played Mac Tonight is now playing the Silver Surfer?

A bacon cheeseburger on a Krispy Kreme bun? My arteries are...

“Punk, says Suvy, is “the only view that makes sense to...”
— NYMag - Hey, I like a...

“One morning, after she was awakened by her bedside alarm,...”
— -AAAAAH!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Castlevania meets reality

“That Tiger Woods is a real credit to his race.”
— Grandma

My favorite part is the opening line, “They don’t show you this on the TV”, rather...

Give big brother a medal. onemoretimewithfeeling: Baby Trying to Stay Awake Babies trying to stay...

Ninja Turtles Ripoffs

Biker Mice from Mars Swat Kats Street Sharks Battletoads Captain Simian and the Space...

I Went to an America Themed Wedding

When I first saw this, I immediately thought...

sorry grammar nerds

For the record, this was a joke. Bastion of Cultural Relevance Noel Gallagher recently told the...

iheartdraco: Have you ever seen the music video for David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s hit song “Dancing...

Ron Hunter, arguably the real Ron Burgundy,...

“I think there’s probably a 98 percent likelihood that...”
— Klosterman

“Outside of hardcore porn, is there any art form as static as...”
— Reason Magazine - Free the...

Jun

“First of all, “honorary knighthood”?...”
— Jacob Sullum at Reason,...

“IT’S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID...”
— Kanye West

“In 1989, Manuel Noriega, classical-music aficionado and...”
— Radar - No. Way.

kfan: I love this meme. You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:1. One weapon.2. One...

Robert Mugabe vs. Flavor Flav: “Fight the Power...

I can’t relate to people who argue that this new super weapon is inhumane. They are...

“We edited our newest D&D podcast to remove a couple of...”
— Gabe - Penny Arcade

Pears’ Soap: We’ll scrub the black off ya. My...

“The world’s entire population, with 1,000 square feet of...”
— This has been my go-to...

The Giver

It was like 1984 for lil’ sister, with a dash of Pleasantville. Perhaps you’ve never...

“HERE’S MORE DISTURBING INFORMATION! He doesn’t...”
— HuffPo Also, his name starts...

At my elementary school, there was a liar. During the five...

“Consider the eco-conscious automobile par excellence, the...”
— The Atlantic - Life on Planet...

On Nigella

My wife and I once caught Nigella Lawson’s cooking show. I’ve come to believe that...

“Yeah sure the cast of Scrubs makes it look like its all...”
— a random dude from a forum

Where's Frenchy?

And you thought The Warriors was dramatized: On the evening of August 29, 1959, the Vampires...

Boy does this ever remind me of growing up in Slippery Rock,...

RESPEK alexbalk: kabby

Take a dump in their hot tub

A black man is upset about Real World being shot in Brooklyn From Blognigger via Gawker: “I...

yourmonkeycalled: Look, I’m as big a Cure fan as the next...

Stooges Concert Rider

“I slept in my clothes, because the last time they came, I...”
— Teens await arrest after...

May

Glass flowers in Rattenburg

…and the ‘91 remix it’s like the producer came in before the shoot and was all...

guilty pleasure summer ska jam ‘08

Make that money.

Liberty Spears the Enemy

“Is it just me, or does anyone else immediately think...

“One of you does not have an egg under your chicken....”
— Matt from Farmer Wants a Wife

So guilty

yourmonkeycalled: Sadder than “The Office”: naming your coworkers after “Office” characters, at...

Questions for Obama

Apr

Why do so many libertarians have to be such insufferable...

Yetisburg is a new American Civil War-themed card game. Why...

jakoblodwick: Can we please get an actual economist on...

IGN has reviewed one of the landmark games of the decade....

“The stories contain enough evidence to identify the four...”
— Wikipedia - Teenage Mutant...

“In 2002, Savage starred in the PG-13 film Swimming Upstream...”
— Wikipedia - Ben Savage

“One memorable example of the power of choice architecture...”
— LA Times - Designing Better...

ifightevil nails it

ifightevil: citizen: I can never figure out how the media can get away with calling Obama an...

“In 2006, Ashlee Simpson, in career limbo after she was...”
— Radar - Royal Flush Cripe.

“Shame on her!… She’s talking like she’s...”
— Obama on Clinton’s...

yourmonkeycalled: Quick trip to Best Buy, or as I like to call it, the “Amazon showroom.” I like...

via Photoshop Disasters Lose that unsightly black tummy,...

“…most omorashi videos are among the most softcore of...”
— Wikipedia - Omorashi, a fetish...

“My son and I often stop by McDonald’s for a bite to...”
— Pro Existence via...

I think I worked with this guy at McDonalds in high school.

Dee Dee (Ramone) King

“After allegedly contracting hepatitis after accidentally...”
— Wikipedia - Jim Nabors

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme...

Teenage mutant ninja supernatural turtles Heroes in a half-shell身披硬甲的英雄们[Heroes draped in hard...

James Kolchaka has a knack for distilling the essence of...

yourmonkeycalled: As a parent of young children, I sometimes feel like Robert McNamara, architect of...

“More important than the events of the past is the promise of...”
— This phrase, tossed off by...

But seriously, we all agree the...

alexbalk: Co-worker: commenters on Jezebel were NOT THRILLED about the chick lit book covers. they...

Christina the Astonishing

A 7 year old with cancer was robbed of his...

“I’m still agitated that cooperative racing was kicked...”
— Tycho on Mario Kart Wii

i cycled through five zingers, but…just watch. let freedom ring.

Mar

Young@Heart sing ‘Schizophrenia’ by Sonic Youth

All Through The Night - Escort

No I don’t wanna grow up.

fair trade

Today my wife and I agreed that she would play Nintendo with me if I did Pilates with her.

the golf war, you guys

Madonna’s induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of...

“But they do not need a bed in space. They can love each...”
— Russian sexologist Rostislav...

Donovan Freberg, that kid who had a report due on space, has a Myspace full of adorable RANDOMNESS....

If Celebs Moved to Oklahoma - Jennifer Lopez and Marc...

Wilford Brimley Diabeetus Remix

“This should not be construed as a call to arms, but could...”
— Steve Albini in reference to...