2008

Jul

Facebook reminds me that I don’t miss my...
Jul 22nd
Just when Pitchfork starts winning people's...
Jul 22nd
I know it’s not exactly cutting-edge to whine about the NHS, but I went for my first dental...
Jul 21st
Amiira's Crack Brownies
Jul 21st
“This is a dinner I prepared for my son and his girlfriend...”
— Recipezaar What kind of psycho...
Jul 21st
Are you a youth pastor? Check out youthpastor.com, where you’ll find over 11,000 names of...
Jul 20th
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Since U Been Gone goes shoegazing. Awesome.
Jul 19th
Ass Reaper Hot Sauce “its got a lovely kind of nutty...
Jul 18th
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day officially made.
Jul 18th
New anime-ditching box art for Megaman 9. Awesome.
Jul 18th
“Let’s face it: The former frat boys who populate Wall...”
— Ann Coulter - demonstrating a...
Jul 17th
“Big was received with almost unanimous critical acclaim, and...”
— Big - Wikipedia
Jul 17th
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Jul 16th
Go back to New York, Geek Chic.
Jul 16th
Jul 16th
iheartdraco: I truly love photos that are meant to appear...
Jul 16th
Satire? They have to be kidding. Are the editorial staff of the New Yorker so tone-deaf to the...
Jul 16th
Jul 15th
“Dear, As part of the development of the discipline...”
— I…had to proofread this… I...
Jul 15th

So wait.

blakeley: luxnightmare: Is NonSociety the “startup” that’s the focus of IT Girls? Because if it...
Jul 14th
I was startled to realize that stock photo...
Jul 14th
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Jul 14th
“I always wondered if that girl (from the ring) who comes out...”
— Steve from SA
Jul 14th
If this offends you, I simply cannot take you seriously.
Jul 14th
“Barack Obama makes me feel good to be a black man. Just...”
— Snoop Dogg
Jul 14th
“Perhaps only a political junkie would find this funny, but I...”
— Colleen Carrol Campbell
Jul 12th
God already gave eggs packaging that kept them fresh and...
Jul 11th
I like browsing photos from my parents’ youth. There...
Jul 11th

"Goodbye from the world's biggest...

cajunboy: The quote in the subject line is how Bush chose to exit the G8 environmental summit. The...
Jul 11th
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Jul 11th
Let Freedom Ring
Jul 10th
My coworkers in England think its hilarious that I come from...
Jul 10th
Facebook Loses "Themself"
Jul 10th
In my high school there was this girl who was good looking,...
Jul 9th
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Did you know that the guy who played Mac Tonight is now playing the Silver Surfer?
Jul 9th
A bacon cheeseburger on a Krispy Kreme bun? My arteries are...
Jul 9th
“Punk, says Suvy, is “the only view that makes sense to...”
— NYMag - Hey, I like a...
Jul 9th
“One morning, after she was awakened by her bedside alarm,...”
— -AAAAAH!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Jul 9th
Jul 8th
Castlevania meets reality
Jul 8th
“That Tiger Woods is a real credit to his race.”
— Grandma
Jul 8th
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My favorite part is the opening line, “They don’t show you this on the TV”, rather...
Jul 8th
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Give big brother a medal. onemoretimewithfeeling: Baby Trying to Stay Awake Babies trying to stay...
Jul 7th
Jul 6th

Ninja Turtles Ripoffs

Biker Mice from Mars Swat Kats Street Sharks Battletoads Captain Simian and the Space...
Jul 3rd
Jul 3rd
Jul 3rd
I Went to an America Themed Wedding
Jul 2nd
 When I first saw this, I immediately thought...
Jul 2nd
Jul 2nd
sorry grammar nerds
Jul 2nd
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For the record, this was a joke. Bastion of Cultural Relevance Noel Gallagher recently told the...
Jul 1st
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iheartdraco: Have you ever seen the music video for David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s hit song “Dancing...
Jul 1st
Jul 1st
Ron Hunter, arguably the real Ron Burgundy,...
Jul 1st
“I think there’s probably a 98 percent likelihood that...”
— Klosterman
Jul 1st
“Outside of hardcore porn, is there any art form as static as...”
— Reason Magazine - Free the...
Jul 1st

Jun

“First of all, “honorary knighthood”?...”
— Jacob Sullum at Reason,...
Jun 25th
“IT’S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID...”
— Kanye West
Jun 25th
Jun 25th
Jun 25th
Jun 25th
“In 1989, Manuel Noriega, classical-music aficionado and...”
— Radar - No. Way.
Jun 24th
kfan: I love this meme. You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:1. One weapon.2. One...
Jun 24th
Robert Mugabe vs. Flavor Flav: “Fight the Power...
Jun 23rd
I can’t relate to people who argue that this new super weapon is inhumane. They are...
Jun 23rd
“We edited our newest D&D podcast to remove a couple of...”
— Gabe - Penny Arcade
Jun 22nd
Jun 21st
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Jun 21st
Pears’ Soap: We’ll scrub the black off ya. My...
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
“The world’s entire population, with 1,000 square feet of...”
— This has been my go-to...
Jun 19th

The Giver

It was like 1984 for lil’ sister, with a dash of Pleasantville. Perhaps you’ve never...
Jun 15th
“HERE’S MORE DISTURBING INFORMATION! He doesn’t...”
— HuffPo Also, his name starts...
Jun 13th
Jun 13th
Jun 12th
At my elementary school, there was a liar. During the five...
Jun 12th
Jun 12th
“Consider the eco-conscious automobile par excellence, the...”
— The Atlantic - Life on Planet...
Jun 10th

On Nigella

My wife and I once caught Nigella Lawson’s cooking show. I’ve come to believe that...
Jun 10th
Jun 10th
“Yeah sure the cast of Scrubs makes it look like its all...”
— a random dude from a forum
Jun 10th

Where's Frenchy?

And you thought The Warriors was dramatized: On the evening of August 29, 1959, the Vampires...
Jun 9th
Boy does this ever remind me of growing up in Slippery Rock,...
Jun 6th
RESPEK alexbalk: kabby
Jun 5th

Take a dump in their hot tub

A black man is upset about Real World being shot in Brooklyn From Blognigger via Gawker: “I...
Jun 3rd
yourmonkeycalled: Look, I’m as big a Cure fan as the next...
Jun 2nd
Stooges Concert Rider
Jun 2nd
“I slept in my clothes, because the last time they came, I...”
— Teens await arrest after...
Jun 2nd

May

Glass flowers in Rattenburg
May 28th
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…and the ‘91 remix  it’s like the producer came in before the shoot and was all...
May 25th
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guilty pleasure summer ska jam ‘08
May 25th
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Make that money.
May 23rd
Liberty Spears the Enemy
May 15th
“Is it just me, or does anyone else immediately think...
May 13th
“One of you does not have an egg under your chicken....”
— Matt from Farmer Wants a Wife
May 8th

So guilty

yourmonkeycalled: Sadder than “The Office”: naming your coworkers after “Office” characters, at...
May 6th
Questions for Obama
May 5th

Apr

Why do so many libertarians have to be such insufferable...
Apr 28th
Yetisburg is a new American Civil War-themed card game. Why...
Apr 27th
jakoblodwick: Can we please get an actual economist on...
Apr 27th
IGN has reviewed one of the landmark games of the decade....
Apr 26th
“The stories contain enough evidence to identify the four...”
— Wikipedia - Teenage Mutant...
Apr 22nd
“In 2002, Savage starred in the PG-13 film Swimming Upstream...”
— Wikipedia - Ben Savage
Apr 18th
“One memorable example of the power of choice architecture...”
— LA Times - Designing Better...
Apr 18th

ifightevil nails it

ifightevil: citizen: I can never figure out how the media can get away with calling Obama an...
Apr 15th
Apr 15th
“In 2006, Ashlee Simpson, in career limbo after she was...”
— Radar - Royal Flush  Cripe.
Apr 15th
“Shame on her!… She’s talking like she’s...”
— Obama on Clinton’s...
Apr 14th
yourmonkeycalled: Quick trip to Best Buy, or as I like to call it, the “Amazon showroom.” I like...
Apr 12th
via Photoshop Disasters Lose that unsightly black tummy,...
Apr 11th
“…most omorashi videos are among the most softcore of...”
— Wikipedia - Omorashi, a fetish...
Apr 10th
“My son and I often stop by McDonald’s for a bite to...”
— Pro Existence via...
Apr 10th
I think I worked with this guy at McDonalds in high school.
Apr 10th
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Dee Dee (Ramone) King
Apr 9th
“After allegedly contracting hepatitis after accidentally...”
— Wikipedia - Jim Nabors
Apr 7th

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme...

Teenage mutant ninja supernatural turtles Heroes in a half-shell身披硬甲的英雄们[Heroes draped in hard...
Apr 4th
James Kolchaka has a knack for distilling the essence of...
Apr 4th
yourmonkeycalled: As a parent of young children, I sometimes feel like Robert McNamara, architect of...
Apr 4th
“More important than the events of the past is the promise of...”
— This phrase, tossed off by...
Apr 4th

But seriously, we all agree the...

alexbalk: Co-worker: commenters on Jezebel were NOT THRILLED about the chick lit book covers. they...
Apr 3rd
Christina the Astonishing
Apr 3rd
A 7 year old with cancer was robbed of his...
Apr 1st
“I’m still agitated that cooperative racing was kicked...”
— Tycho on Mario Kart Wii
Apr 1st
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i cycled through five zingers, but…just watch. let freedom ring.
Apr 1st

Mar

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Young@Heart sing ‘Schizophrenia’ by Sonic Youth
Mar 30th
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All Through The Night - Escort
Mar 30th
No I don’t wanna grow up.
Mar 25th

fair trade

Today my wife and I agreed that she would play Nintendo with me if I did Pilates with her.
Mar 21st
the golf war, you guys
Mar 12th
Madonna’s induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of...
Mar 12th
“But they do not need a bed in space. They can love each...”
— Russian sexologist Rostislav...
Mar 12th
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Donovan Freberg, that kid who had a report due on space, has a Myspace full of adorable RANDOMNESS....
Mar 11th
If Celebs Moved to Oklahoma - Jennifer Lopez and Marc...
Mar 11th
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Wilford Brimley Diabeetus Remix
Mar 9th
“This should not be construed as a call to arms, but could...”
— Steve Albini in reference to...